Applesauce Sandwiches and Sexting: A recipe for disaster.

We have a serious problem with society today. Too many pedophiles are “Sexting” young children. It’s such a problem that you hear about it more and more on the evening news and in the morning paper.

What makes it even more dangerous is that these pedophiles are finding new ways to lure kids into the sexting process. What are they doing, you ask?

Offering Applesauce sandwiches.

As we all know, Applesauce is a nice processed fruity delight, and sandwiches are just the epitome of lunchtime food stuffs. Combine the two ingredients and what do you have? A recipe for disaster.

He was really friendly and everything, but I wasn’t interested at all. I just wanted the applesauce sandwich he promised. -Heffrey Jall

For years, attempts on young children were made by offering them candy and luring them into their vehicle. However, with advancements in technology, there are always equal advancements in crime.

I didn’t know who he was, or how he got my number, but all he said was that he would give me an applesauce sandwich if I sent him pictures of me, two sandwiches if he really liked them. -Son Jalamak

The real scary part of this is that we aren’t sure of the sexter’s motives. Do they really intend to give these kids applesauce sandwiches? Or are they just open-ended promises that go unfulfilled? In one instance, they made good on their promise…or so he thought?

The son of a b**ch pulled a fast one on me. He gave me Musselman’s. Who the hell eats that? Give me Mott’s like the rest of the world. -Gawn Shamble

One thing is for certain: as long as applesauce and sandwiches exist on this planet, our children may be in danger.

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